Let's Be Honest, You Won't Be The Only Pirate This Halloween, But With This Fancy Pirate Costume, You'Ll Stand Out Among The Posers.
It's Scientifically Proven That Women Love Johnny Depp In "Pirates Of The Caribbean." It's Also Scientifically Proven That This Costume Is Sexy. There's No Need To Go Out And Buy Every Piece Of a Costume Separately When Everything You Need To Look Good Is Right Here.
What's a Pirate Costume Without The Perfect Vest? This Vest Is As Close To Leather As You'Re Going To Get Without Spending All Your Booty. Underneath, You'Ll Sport An Authentic-Looking Shirt With Loose Sleeves And a Laced-Up Collar That Allows You To Expose The Perfect Amount Of Manly Chest Hair.
Tighten Your Waistline With The Included Black Belt And Velvet Red Sash, And You'Ll Have a Perfect Way To Hide That Beer Belly You'Ll Grow After Everyone Buys You Drinks For Looking So Great.
I You Even Receive An Eye Patch, a Red Bandana, And The Perfect Hat To Look Like You'Re Not Messing Around. Boot Tops Will Swagger Up Those Brown Shoes You Wear To Work.
Includes:Hat, Coat, Jacket, Trousers, Belt, Toy Knife
Standard Size Fits Most Man With a 116cm Bust And 96cm Waist
Material: Polyester,Cotton
Wash It By Hand In 30-Degree Water, Hang To Dry In Shade, Prohibit Bleaching
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